HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON?
I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL.
I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY. TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM” THING, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE SAYS “IRREGARDLESS” EVERY TIME WE HAVE SOME SORT OF DEBATE AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.
I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THE DOUBLE SCOOP WAFFLE CONE OF HONESTY THIS EVENING, BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. HE WAS DELICIOUS. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INFURIATING ILLITERATE BUT HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT IN FLAVOR. IT’S GOING TO BE HARD GOING BACK TO DRY KIBBLE.
ANYWAY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
Bwahahaha!! This is the funniest one yet!
HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON?
I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL.
I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY. TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE AND IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM” THING, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE SAYS “IRREGARDLESS” EVERY TIME WE HAVE SOME SORT OF DEBATE AND I JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.
I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH THE DOUBLE SCOOP WAFFLE CONE OF HONESTY THIS EVENING, BECAUSE WE’RE FRIENDS. HE WAS DELICIOUS. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INFURIATING ILLITERATE BUT HE MORE THAN MADE UP FOR THAT IN FLAVOR. IT’S GOING TO BE HARD GOING BACK TO DRY KIBBLE.
ANYWAY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE?
Bwahahaha!! This is the funniest one yet!
Posted 1 month ago 2,263 notes View high resolution
Notes:
-
caseofwishfulthinking reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
roguepaperfairy reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
something--unpredictable liked this
-
atlanticbullot liked this
-
theplayfulcynic reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
moonstroke reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
bethewonderfulfudge liked this
-
hockeyphilia reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
snazzzzy reblogged this from theflamingbanjo
-
theflamingbanjo reblogged this from queenofblending and added:
I’M FUCKING DYING.
-
juniper-andlamplight reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
cherokeemade reblogged this from queenofblending
-
fortheloveofallthatsholy reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
averygneissblog liked this
-
averygneissblog reblogged this from lafilleboheme
-
lafilleboheme liked this
-
lafilleboheme reblogged this from jerriann
-
dreamrena reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
marissadarling reblogged this from amoursita
-
gatosygatas liked this
-
20roundfight liked this
-
barboza liked this
-
musingsofabionerd reblogged this from staringintothesea and added:
animalstalkinginallcaps
-
dirtydiscodancefloor reblogged this from amoursita
-
bad-decision reblogged this from queenofblending
-
modelmichellevandervoort reblogged this from queenofblending
-
christinamo reblogged this from queenofblending
-
yanayellow liked this
-
aerogordon reblogged this from queenofblending
-
itsjess-bruh reblogged this from queenofblending
-
maulisrorschach liked this
-
hermahoganysoul liked this
-
ir0ckusuck reblogged this from queenofblending and added:
All I heard was seth rogans voice in my head while reading this lol
-
kouno liked this
-
constellations- liked this
-
clapsandpraises liked this
-
notfattotallycool liked this
-
bobertt reblogged this from amoursita
-
amoursita reblogged this from queenofblending
-
obskurah liked this
-
oprahstaint reblogged this from queenofblending
-
shannonlorimer liked this
-
staringintothesea reblogged this from queenofblending
-
shaynaroar reblogged this from queenofblending and added:
HEY GUYS! BACK SO SOON? I’M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I ATE PHIL. I WAS GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE, “OH, HE RAN AWAY....
-
queenofblending reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
nealypants reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
tiaasaurus reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
shelbytehlian reblogged this from jambiwind
-
mookie-conster reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
-
larkismyotp liked this
- Show more notes
